Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could trade places with anyone for one week, who would you want to trade with and why?

Riddle:
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can hoe hoe hoe.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could be a contestant on any game show, what would it be?

Riddle:
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Cringle

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could own a restaurant, what kind will it be?

Riddle:
Q: What did the buck say to the doe on Christmas Day?
A: Merry Christmas Dear! (deer)

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could give some advice to parents. What would you say?

Riddle:
Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you were required to distribute one million dollars anyway you wanted, how would you do it?

Riddle:
Q: What's purple and sticky and goes, Ho, Ho, Ho?
A: JELLY Old St. Nicholas.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you were a doctor, which field of medicine would you specialize in? Why?

Riddle:
Q: Why was the squirrel mad at Santa?
A: Because he got NUT-in for Christmas.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could write a best-selling book, what would you write about?

Riddle:
Q: What do you call Santa when he has no money?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you had to design a float for a parade, what would you design?

Riddle:
Q: Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
A: In the CLAUS- et.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could be a radio or TV personality, what kind of program would you choose?

Riddle:
Q: What happened when Santa got a sore throat before Christmas?
A: He had to have his TINSELS taken out.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could establish one charitable organization, what would it be?

Riddle:
Q: What do lions sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle bells.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could turn into any animal at will, which one would you pick? Why?

Riddle:
Q: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Frosted Flakes

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you were a master sculptor for the day, what would you sculpt?

Riddle:
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you were a WWE Smackdown champion wrestler, what would be your name and calling card?

Riddle:
Q: What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A: A yardstick.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

Riddle:
Q: What runs but cannot walk?
A: Water and also your nose.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could possess it, what superhero's super power would you want to have and why?

Riddle:
Q: How do you make one disappear?
A: Add a "g" to make it "gone" or add a "n" to make it "none".

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: What are you most thankful for?

Riddle:
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q:If you had to change your first name, what name would you choose?

Riddle:
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A: A turkey.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could cure a disease or heal a sickness, which one would you choose? Why?

Riddle:
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you had an opportunity to start your own business, what would you start? Why?

Riddle:
Q: Why is Thanksgiving such an intelligent holiday?
A: Because it's in KNOW-vember.

Table Talk

Tonight's Table Talk

....to create conversation 
Q: If you could bring peace to one country, which one would you select? Why?

Riddle:
Q: Why do you go to grandma's house on Thanksgiving?
A: Because the house won't come to you.